bovestrian

The should-be title for a professional bull rider. Equestrian is to equine (horse) as "bovestrian" is to bovine (bull).

(Persons A and B are watching rodeo)

Person A: Damn, that's one fine bovestrian!
Person B: What?
Person A: Bovestrian. Like an equestrian for bulls.
Person B: You oughta write dictionaries for a living instead of that bum-ass job you got over at that fast-food joint!

by cxvbg November 20, 2010

brodestrian

noun, a stereotypical bro.

Club lax is filled with brodestrians.

Did you see all those brodestrians next to the keg?

by fukgoombchicks June 17, 2010