Even a broken clock is right twice a day 

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.

"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."

Even a broken clock is right twice a day by Big Ern December 16, 2004

Broken Peasant

a peasant who cannot be converted, no matter what you have told them about the glorious MasterRace, the knowledge can still cannot get through there thick skulls and they will never learn.

(all of my friends are broken so it inspired me to make this since ive tried millions of times to save them :( )

Fellow Brother: Ive told you the millions of plus's of owning a pc and YET you still wont make the glorious switch over to the bright side, why? you do realize how hard your being ripped off and how limited your gaming experience is especially on those "next gen" consoles which barley get any games and go offline every minute

Broken Peasant: I DONT CARE IVE HAD A XBOX FOR 5 YEARS AND IM KEEPING THE CHAIN ON1!111
NOBODY CARES ABOUT MODS THEY DONT EXTEND THE PL3Y1B1L1TY O4 A G4M3 AND THERE STUPID

Fellow Brother: when we were over at my house we played smash bros brawl on x3 native 1080p resolution with and xbox one controller a ps3 controller and a ps4 controller all for free because.. emulators and remember all the amazing deals i showed you and free games we have

broken peasant: 1 D0N4 C4R3 XBAWCK5L1FE!!!11

5 days later...

broken peasant: OMG TERRERIA FOR $59.98 0MMMGEE WET A D3AL MUCH BETR T3N PEECEE

Fellow Brother: but remember the deals i showed you on pc...

broken peasant: XB0X5L4F3!!!!121 FUCK PEEC33

Broken Peasant by Thy king February 13, 2015

The Pride of Broken Arrow

A highschool marching band from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. Two time Grand National Champions (2006, 2011).
One mind, one mission, one goal.

"Hey Zo, can I get your digits?"
"24601"
"You're as cold as Aqua!"
"You're living a Phantasy."
"You're more Rite than a Raptor... Destiny Leaves You No Choice."
The Pride of Broken Arrow.

The Pride of Broken Arrow by Bringin' Saxy Back December 26, 2011

lizzie borden

A crazy ass girl who killed her parents
see insane

Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one!

lizzie borden by lisa8990 September 21, 2007

broken

1. (General) Something/Someone that is so good in a particular context that it eclipses saecond place.

2. (Games) A game object or facility that is too good to exist. It is so powerful that it is unbalancing and hence breaks the game. Every winning player has to use this to be competitive.

Entymology: The power cards from Magic The Gathering (Black Lotus, Time Walk, Ancestral Recall, all Moxen, etc) were so powerful and unbalancing that they were eventually banned from tournament play because they BROKE the game.

Bobby Fisher is a completely broken chess player.

broken by Anonymous April 22, 2003

broken toy 

A person who has childhood, past relationship or other emotional damage that makes them broken and unable to be part of a healthy relationship.

Scarlett had to cool it with Ed after his screaming fight with his ex-girlfriend at the nightclub. "He is just another broken toy," she explained to her friends.

broken toy by Scarlettleftthebuilding January 23, 2009

broken heart 

Is when a guy/girl takes your heart. Slams it on the ground and smashes it into pieces. Whether he/she knows it or not. After you can't help but feel empty and depressed and you'll probably end up crying alone in some room while the guy/girl, knowing you're hurt or not, lives his life perfectly normal once again.

Girl- I like you a lot
Guy- oh uhm sorry I don't like you...uh bye
Girl-*cries*

Best friends- What's wrong girl?
Girl- He broke my heart, I have a broken heart.
Best friend- :( *pat pat*

broken heart by Broken.Obsession August 25, 2009