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The Belt

A competition between male roommates (use of an actual title belt is encouraged) in which the winner is the first to sleep with two women at the same time while still in accordance with the following rules:
1. The aggragate age of all participants must be under 83
2. The aggragate weight of all participants must be under 400 lbs.
3. Are you paying these women? ...be honest.
4. Use of tequilla and the "mortality angle" are allowed.
"Dude, I can't figure out which one is the third wheel."
"Oh, my God...It's a tricycle!"
"It's time, I have been chosen...I'm going for The Belt."
by Timmer8 January 11, 2009
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Boob belt

A belt that a woman wears above her waist and below her breast, which makes her breast more noticeable.
-Damn Jenny's boobs look great
-Duh, she's wearing a boob belt
by Stauder February 26, 2009
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Beltlooping

The act of a man concealing his erection by tucking the top of his penis behind his belt, or in a beltless situation, behind the waistband of his pants to hold the penis in place against his body, thus keeping the bulge hidden and preventing eye injury.

Does not work with tight fitting pants, (unless a long shirt is being worn un-tucked) .

The well endowed man must be careful with this technique as his junk can peek out above the waistline, and one slip of the shirt could create a situation far worse than just being busted with a boner.
1. Dude, your mom is so hot, I've been beltlooping since we left your house!

2. My morning wood just wouldn't go away today, I had to beltloop it till lunch.
by liveMike December 10, 2009
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Studded Belt

A belt, usually black leather, with studs in it. Usually the studs are standard 1/2 inch pyramid studs. These belts are a way of labeling yourself as a punk. However, now emo kids are wearing them to show that they're post-punk emo.
My studded belt has three rows of pyramid studs.
by punkRocka November 28, 2004
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bible belt

Home to most rednecks and Christian fundementalists in the United States.
I feel sorry for non-extremist Christians living in the Bible Belt...
by B173 M3 January 14, 2009
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seat belt effect

Where the strap of the seat belt proceeds to split a woman's breasts, thus making them appear bigger and more noticable
Did you see that girl through the drive thru? She was definately a victim of the seat belt effect!
by E. Normous Johnson September 21, 2008
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leather belt

1. A belt made from leather

2. Ohh duude 4 strength 4 stam leather belt? AHH! Level 18?! *gasp gasp*; from Video Compilers "Ventrilo Harrassment"

3. Equipment in World of Warcraft
1. HOLY CRAP MAN! Look at that leather belt!

2. Ohh duude 4 strength 4 stam leather belt? AHH! Level 18?! *gasp gasp*

3. Oh man...could I buy your Leather belt..?
by RedSauce July 27, 2008
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