Blayde

Blayde's are a unique species. So rare they may may never find another with the name of Blayde. Often anti social, they rarely go out of their homes or their shell. They have an addiction of stealing others tupperware and food, so it is best advised when meeting a Blayde to be cautious. Blayde's often have long philosophical rants about existence and have the power to see 64 versions of themselves from alternative dimensions. Blayde's have a dark past and possess cynical minds but still possess an interesting but tasteful sense of humour despite at times being the big sad tm. The Blayde is lonely, but in search for love, often the third wheel in a group of friends. This is due to his unfortunate nature of thinking of interesting conversations after the moment has passed, leaving him in utter turmoil. He breaks into song constantly, in particular about how 'lonely' he is and hugs the ghost of Stan Lee for comfort. The Blayde is quite intelligent but can be quite sassy and pretentious about such, claiming he does not need to take any notes for any of his classes. He often brags about how many dead people he knows in battle to prove he is sadder than you. Blayde's often are fans of video games and cartoons, and get emotional when listening to Rebecca Sugar. Blayde's despise images of himself, and will do anything in his power to avoid having a photo taken, but will gladly photobomb.

Blayde-"aLl bY mYsElF"
Person- "Who is singing? It must be a Blayde."

Person- "I want to see your chuppa chup."
Blayde- "Context."

by sadbutrad_104 March 12, 2019

blaged

charmed

i blaged that girl to go with me

by yung-leo February 25, 2009

Blazed

a word used to exagerate another being corrected or put in their place after making a foolish error or saying something stupid.

'so get blazzzzzzed'
'you got blazed there mate'

by blazzing squad lmao July 26, 2004

bladed

to be stoned or drunk.
closely related to spaded and faded.

"Dude we got so bladed last night. That shit was insane."

by BOBBIE&KAILEY March 21, 2005

bl-blazed

taking the meaning of blazed to a whole new level, meaning you are just THAT blazed.

Tom: Lets see a movie! I love 3D movies when im blazed!

David: Wait man, I dont know if I could do that, im bl-blazed!

by baffoooon23 September 10, 2009

Blazed

When you are stoned or getting stoned or taking an banned substance

If you see a mate you get 'blazed' with.
or to a mate "Are you getting 'blazed' tonight. or if you are smoking the drug right then, then your 'blazin'

by Anthony Facey April 2, 2009

blazed

see wordwasted/word, wordbombed/word, wordsmashed/word

I was smoking tomato leaves, but I was so blazed already I didn't notice

by James September 8, 2003