meat balloon

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.

There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.

by bobaphat February 15, 2006

Bill O'Reilly

Pompous news anchor with a staggering ego. Claims to be neutral, unbiased, and "looking out" for the everyday American, but commits more logical fallacies per broadcast than any other. Also spends more time plugging merchandise, books, and website memberships on air than any other. Has been caught in multiple lies, fabrications, and exaggerations, and is prone to patronizing his guests as well as all of his viewers (whether or not they realize it). A joke of a journalist rivaled only by Geraldo Rivera, the "debate" content of his show is really a series of cat fights resulting in mic-cutting and arrogance. Clearly a conservative, lies about it, and although he claims to be independent, cannot bring himself to fathom why the ACLU opposes religious displays in government buildings.

Look, jackass, if you need this prick doing your thinking for you, you've got bigger problems than saving up for that Bill O'Reilly mug.

by thissounddefense September 18, 2005

Balloonshop

An extremely underrated YouTube channel that has a ridiculous amount of hilarious quotes through different situations in their videos. Pretty much does not have enough views for what they deserve.

"My name is Bob Trufont. I am a businessman. I stay at the Double Tree as often as possible"
"Mom and Dad, I am running away. And if you want to know, I plan on hopping on with a ban of gypsies outside of Flagstaff Arizona. From there I will befriend a young puppy named jonathan winslow and we will go on fantastic adventures to far off lands" Balloonshop

by Pewhey1001 October 4, 2011

Balloon Boy

A person who gains media attention by pretending to be in grave danger, and thus creating an atmosphere of sympathy and attention.

"Actually, I only pretended to be hammered so she would have no other choice but to take me to her house"

"Dude, you're a fucking Balloon boy"

by ihatealbanians October 16, 2009

party balloon

When a guy anally penetrates a girl, and then leaves the semen-filled condom in her rectum.

So how's Cindy?
Fuck that slut, I party balloned her.

by T-Bo January 21, 2005

Awkward Balloon

the epitome of awkwardness, the in awkward social situations, hold your right hand close to your right boob as if you were holding a balloon, with your eyes wandering aimlessly around the room, as if you were looking for something (you might need to turn around or look under your feet for the full effect)and making strange facial expressions. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING. if you are with your friends, you can pass out balloons and be an awkward balloon salesman.

Mom: "yes kids, the church director actually does have sex with his wife"

Nicole: (Awkward Balloon)

by Curly McCurls November 17, 2009

balloon boy

1.a cunt bag 2. an alternitive name to FUCK BOY 3. a five nights at freddy's 2 character 4. a dong inhaling enragement child.

me:FUCK YOU BALLOON BOY STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!

by theninjafoxx May 11, 2015