1 definition by Curly McCurls

the epitome of awkwardness, the in awkward social situations, hold your right hand close to your right boob as if you were holding a balloon, with your eyes wandering aimlessly around the room, as if you were looking for something (you might need to turn around or look under your feet for the full effect)and making strange facial expressions. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING. if you are with your friends, you can pass out balloons and be an awkward balloon salesman.
Mom: "yes kids, the church director actually does have sex with his wife"

Nicole: (Awkward Balloon)
by Curly McCurls November 18, 2009
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