Billo-pad

Pad used by men who rage, such as Bill O’reilly. Used primarily during their menstrual cycle.

Bill: IF YOUR WORKING FOR THEM YOUR PART OF IT.
Sam: So do you want everybody to quit.
Bill: Yeah, I WOULD I WOULD
Janice: <excuses> there is a big difference.
Bill: NO YOUR WRONG. <RAGE PERSUES >
Sam: Well one of these days.
Bill: I got to go. I need to calm down.
Sam: But..
Bill: I NEED TO CALM DOWN, I NEED A DRINK. I NEED TO CHANGE MY BILLO-PAD!

“Man, my Boss has been O'reillying all day, he needs to change out his billo-pad.

by Joe Mantis June 12, 2008

Brillo Pad Method

when a man cums on a girls butthole and he lets it sit in there for a while resulting in the cum drying and becoming a crust like substance, so he uses his tongue as a brillo pad to try and lick and scarp away the remaining cum residue on the outside.

dawg it was so much leftover cum on her butthole i had to give her the brillo pad method to get the rest out

by aprilsveryown September 15, 2022

sarengetti brillo pad

The Sarengeti Brillo pad is the Arabian Goggles a few days after the man's testicles have been shaved. The point of this is to grow the coarse stubble on the eye lids.

I woke my girlfriend up yesterday with the Sarengetti Brillo pad.

by Chris Bryant December 6, 2007

Brillo pad

1. A rough cloth used to scrub.
2. A head of curly unsoft hair.
3. Anything rough in feeling.

1. I need a brillo pad to get this clean.
2. I can't get my fingers through this brillo pad.
3. Your skin is like a brillo pad.

by Kenzie November 26, 2003

brillo pad

a woman's pubic hair bush that is very dense, very curly

I can't get my fingers through your pubic hair, your bush is like a brillo pad.

by Jake January 21, 2004

Brillo Pad

A soap filled cleaning device thats made of steel woll but feels like its made of mens pubic hair.

I make my own brillo pads out of my own pubic hair.

by Brewski. August 2, 2009

slug with a brillo pad hat.

a nicely trimmed pussy, where the lips are cleanly shaven but there is some hair left up top.....kinda like a landing strip.

I got down with the slug with the brillo pad hat.

by J.F. February 12, 2003