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Billo-pad 

Pad used by men who rage, such as Bill O’reilly. Used primarily during their menstrual cycle.
Bill: IF YOUR WORKING FOR THEM YOUR PART OF IT.
Sam: So do you want everybody to quit.
Bill: Yeah, I WOULD I WOULD
Janice: <excuses> there is a big difference.
Bill: NO YOUR WRONG. <RAGE PERSUES >
Sam: Well one of these days.
Bill: I got to go. I need to calm down.
Sam: But..
Bill: I NEED TO CALM DOWN, I NEED A DRINK. I NEED TO CHANGE MY BILLO-PAD!

“Man, my Boss has been O'reillying all day, he needs to change out his billo-pad.
Billo-pad by Joe Mantis June 12, 2008
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Brillo Pad Method 

when a man cums on a girls butthole and he lets it sit in there for a while resulting in the cum drying and becoming a crust like substance, so he uses his tongue as a brillo pad to try and lick and scarp away the remaining cum residue on the outside.
dawg it was so much leftover cum on her butthole i had to give her the brillo pad method to get the rest out
Brillo Pad Method by aprilsveryown September 15, 2022

sarengetti brillo pad 

The Sarengeti Brillo pad is the Arabian Goggles a few days after the man's testicles have been shaved. The point of this is to grow the coarse stubble on the eye lids.
I woke my girlfriend up yesterday with the Sarengetti Brillo pad.

Brillo pad 

1. A rough cloth used to scrub.
2. A head of curly unsoft hair.
3. Anything rough in feeling.
1. I need a brillo pad to get this clean.
2. I can't get my fingers through this brillo pad.
3. Your skin is like a brillo pad.
Brillo pad by Kenzie November 26, 2003

brillo pad 

a woman's pubic hair bush that is very dense, very curly
I can't get my fingers through your pubic hair, your bush is like a brillo pad.
brillo pad by Jake January 21, 2004

Brillo Pad 

A soap filled cleaning device thats made of steel woll but feels like its made of mens pubic hair.
I make my own brillo pads out of my own pubic hair.
Brillo Pad by Brewski. August 2, 2009

slug with a brillo pad hat. 

a nicely trimmed pussy, where the lips are cleanly shaven but there is some hair left up top.....kinda like a landing strip.
I got down with the slug with the brillo pad hat.
slug with a brillo pad hat. by J.F. February 12, 2003