tear bib

a garment, much like a baby's bib, liberals wear to keep all the crying they do from ruining their ugly clothing

Alan needs to wear his tear bib when he watches FOX news because not enough people on FOX news hate America and it offends Alan's liberal sensibilities.

by Slzr June 9, 2003

Hair-Bib

The patch of hair thats grown directly under your bottom lip, that catches food that falls from your mouth.

If it wasnt for my hair-bib, that food wouldve gotten all over my shirt.

by Justin Derenski June 23, 2008

douche bib

The total and complete douche that still believes he/she is a child.

" Jebus, can you believe that douche bib?'

by kittensgalore69 September 11, 2010

spotted bib

Unsuccessful farmer's blow. It fails to clear the shirt sleeve, or any other body part.

I didn't have enough wind behind that farmer's blow and now I have a spotted bib.

by mcdede May 18, 2014

slut bib

It's a crop top used while giving blowjobs to catch the cum

Kyle: I go ahead last night

Person B: Did he use a slut bib?
Kyle: no I gave him a pearl necklace

by Christian with a K May 27, 2018

Salty bib

When a man with a beard gets it covered in semen. Much like a baby's bib. But it's a beard. Covered with salty man juice.

How was your night?

Good, got a salty bib.
Fair doos.

by SplangFan September 29, 2018

Crotch bib

A piece of absorbent fabric worn around the genitals during messy intercourse.

Jenny forgot to bring her crotch bib to the gangbang.

by Pedo phill April 19, 2019