by Unachonger May 13, 2005
Get the Blumpkinbating mug.A blumpkinschplatt is considered achieved when a girl vomits as a reaction to male orgasm whilest the male is seated on a toilet, shitting.
Note the difference between this act and a regular blumpkin. A blumpkin could be considered performed when a girl quickly puts her tounge on the tip, whereas a blumpkinschplatt is proof of it's own sexual satisfaction. Blumpkinschplatt is visceral and undoubtedly sexual whereas blumpkins are more abstract and humorous.
Note the difference between this act and a regular blumpkin. A blumpkin could be considered performed when a girl quickly puts her tounge on the tip, whereas a blumpkinschplatt is proof of it's own sexual satisfaction. Blumpkinschplatt is visceral and undoubtedly sexual whereas blumpkins are more abstract and humorous.
The redheaded girl from around the way performed blumpkinschplatts regularly due to her unusual upbringing.
by Eric Chang2 March 30, 2010
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by Rocco Cocko III April 17, 2011
Get the blumpamotive mug.I was was so startled when Scott and Julie walked in on my blumpkin on rye, that I almost dropped my pastrami sandwich. All I could think of was to ask them to go get me some mustard.
by miketort November 25, 2011
Get the blumpkin on rye mug.Getting a blowjob while taking a dump (blump) and surprising the person blowing you by taking a Piss in their mouth.
I was getting a great blump (blow job during a dump) after the bar and instead of blowing my load I took a piss in their mouth and created a blumpiss!
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by jayklaw May 18, 2016
Get the Blumpiss mug.This is similar to the Blumpkinonly far nastier. This is when a male blows another male while they are taking a shit in an out house located at a construction site. There a are few requirements here in that the person receiving the BJ must be a construction worker. The porta potty has to have been onsite for no less than three weeks. The ambient outside temperature
must be over 90 degrees and the outhouse has to have been heat soaked for upwards of 3 hours. There are a few more parts to this- This actually takes three - 2 dudes and one midget to pull off - While the blumpkman is taking place the midget climbs in behind the person taking a shit and stands next to area that generally houses the urinal and masterbstes to completion not only on the dude getting blown but also on the dude giving the bj.
The icing on the cake is the dude receiving the BJ will also smoke crack while all this is taking place.
must be over 90 degrees and the outhouse has to have been heat soaked for upwards of 3 hours. There are a few more parts to this- This actually takes three - 2 dudes and one midget to pull off - While the blumpkman is taking place the midget climbs in behind the person taking a shit and stands next to area that generally houses the urinal and masterbstes to completion not only on the dude getting blown but also on the dude giving the bj.
The icing on the cake is the dude receiving the BJ will also smoke crack while all this is taking place.
Dude, I had to take a crazy shit during my afternoon work break. Two dudes showed up and gave me a Blumpkman while I was in the outhouse. I am so relaxed now but I feel like I need to take a shower.
by Tom Outhouse February 24, 2020
Get the Blumpkman mug.When a chick is giving a dude a blumpkin, and she vomits on his cock due to the smell, and the continues with blumpkin.
That drunk chick last night decided she wanted to suck my cock while I was taking a shit, and she couldn't take the smell and ended up giving me a chunky blumpkin.
by cryanken June 29, 2010
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