Beer

Foul tasting liquid drank by fools trying to appear trendy or damage their bodies. When someone says "pick your poison" they're more correct than they realize.

Ethanol is a known toxin, depiste it's negative effects it is widely accepted as a bevarage because of silly, useless traditions.

by Mr. Know-It-All-Fucked-Yo-Mama November 28, 2004

BEER

dj gs68 is telling a load of cock-and-bull a litre of beer a day helps PREVENT heart disease and is just as effective in preventing heart attacks than wine is maybe more.

a litre of beer a day keeps the doctors away.

by Brother Number One October 12, 2003

Beers

Unbelievably,this is the singular of beer!(if spoken by gerry)

Yo conors, d'ya want a beers?

Three beer, two beer, one Beers

by Kunstable August 7, 2007

Beer

A bland, watery alcoholic drink helping ugly people have sex since 1862.

Michael- Dude I can't believe you slept with her! She's such an ugly slut... she's like 400 pounds too!
Chris- I had beer, what do you expect? It happens.

Nelly (at party)- well this party sucks. I'm leaving.
Sally (also at party)- wait I just got 3 6-packs!
Nelly- well hell yeah then I'll stay!

by MissCaliBrownie April 8, 2010

beer

What breaks up familes. What caused my dad to die. Beer=hell. It tastes like fucking poop!

Mom: hey guess what?
Me: What?
Mom: Your dad is dead
Me: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
mom: He was drinking too much beer again and...

by Bayle December 9, 2007

beer

the magnificent drink that keeps us between hard liquor and chick or 2

you drink beer in a strike out (bong hit slam beer shot of 151 then let out bong hit)

by budsmoker420 March 10, 2009

beer

A nasty tasting beverage that fucks up the brain and causes people to be ill and act abnormal

Why would you want to drink beer? It tastes like shit

by lunar shadows December 21, 2004