barney alexander

a fake ass juffalo who thinks he's the shit. Ain't nothing but a fuck boy

you aint nothing but a barney alexander, aint never getting any cotton candy!

by ravejesus May 2, 2018

Barnes and Noble Restroom

A restroom where you walk in and there’s this guy in there on the phone talking about eating a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says “hey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to me” and the girl on the phone says “how the fuck should I know Jared?” And he says “I remember our history together how do I know I can trust you” and she says “I’m a lot of things Jared but a liar isn’t one of them” and he says “I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL” and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom

“Hey Ben I heard a lot of commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?” “Yeah I’m fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so I’m no longer hungry”

by Overlord of Ducks April 5, 2021

barneyfwanime

Barneyfwanime is a very funny tiktoker who is out for revenge over Lirish

Did you know barneyfwanime doesn’t miss?

by ipoopedandpeedmypants May 8, 2021

Barney

Barney Is A Purple Dinosaur Played by Joyner.Hes a kind soul that wants bring joy to kids by tormenting them with kindness.:)

Kids:Look is Barney charging at us Run guys.
Other Kids:Run for your life's
BARNEY:PROCEEDS TO CHASE THE KIDS AGGRESSIVELY knocking a few kids out on the green grassfields.

by BadComputer August 31, 2023

black barney

A black person wearing a lot of purple

Here comes black Barney

by Kaysea April 2, 2014

Jim Barnes Middle School

A bunch of fake people where everyone gets in fights and acts like wanna be gang members

that kid probably goes to Jim Barnes Middle School

by fakehoe12345 December 21, 2018

Old Barney Tim

Old Barney Tim is a great human that is other known as Jess. He has a wife named mrs Barney tim And a child potato. Potato’s birthday is tomorrow so happy birthday potato!!!!

Old Barney Tim and mrs Barney Tim’s wedding will be in two weeks and they’re will be a lolly ring.

All old Barney Tim’s friends will be at the wedding taking some kind of part in it and there will be a party the night before.

Old Barney Tim was made to make people happy and laugh in serious or unhappy situations or at any other time.

Over all I I love you to the moon and back old Barney Tim sooo much he is amazing.

Bad situation

Old Barney Tim: hi guys let’s get this party started.
Then everyone laughs and has a good time or ELSE!

by 12T16H March 13, 2019