a blowjob is a code word for fucking cocksucking its the bollocks of a word and a weird and shit name to call it
fuck's sake man see on christmas do you bastard give or recieve
i do both it is the same crap every year
oh really what the fuck is that
a blowjob
hey you knobhead that was my idea
do you want me to give you one at school i was called the head master
ok
i do both it is the same crap every year
oh really what the fuck is that
a blowjob
hey you knobhead that was my idea
do you want me to give you one at school i was called the head master
ok
by Jackroll March 31, 2006
by BabaBhandi420 March 30, 2015
is something women do for men to enhance the sexual nature or their relationship/one night stand or marriage.
all good women will do this for any man they desire to enhance their sexual activites as it makes the man more open and willing to return anything she may require of him.
a good blowjob is where the woman takes the mans shaft and wraps her lips around it. going up and down on the shaft using her tongue aswell for extra sensation which will pleasure the man greatly.
the further in the penis goes into the womans mouth the more sexual pleasure he gets. using one of your hands to rub up and down whilst your sucking/blowing him will also enhance the pleasure for both of you.
so taking the whole penis into the mouth (or as far as you can) whilst repeated movement of going up and down and rubbing him will exite him so much that he will begin to orgasm as his load shoots into your mouth, swallow immediatly or swish it around your mouth like you do with mouthwash to more comfort he shoots alot
all good women will do this for any man they desire to enhance their sexual activites as it makes the man more open and willing to return anything she may require of him.
a good blowjob is where the woman takes the mans shaft and wraps her lips around it. going up and down on the shaft using her tongue aswell for extra sensation which will pleasure the man greatly.
the further in the penis goes into the womans mouth the more sexual pleasure he gets. using one of your hands to rub up and down whilst your sucking/blowing him will also enhance the pleasure for both of you.
so taking the whole penis into the mouth (or as far as you can) whilst repeated movement of going up and down and rubbing him will exite him so much that he will begin to orgasm as his load shoots into your mouth, swallow immediatly or swish it around your mouth like you do with mouthwash to more comfort he shoots alot
jackie: goes down on phill and begins giving him a blowjob
phil: go deeper
jackie: goes down his shaft moving him
phil: im nearly there
jackie: takes phills load in her mouth and smiles swallowing it knowing shes pleasured him
phil: go deeper
jackie: goes down his shaft moving him
phil: im nearly there
jackie: takes phills load in her mouth and smiles swallowing it knowing shes pleasured him
by birchy February 28, 2008
The most disgusting taste in the world. A good way to keep yourself from eating anything for the next week.
by whatever March 07, 2005
To really make a mess of something, or to cock up. You have blowjobbed something if you've caused it to go wrong.
Person 1 - "Hey, how's that cake going?"
Person 2 - "Not good, I'm really blowjobbing it."
Person 3 - "God, yeah, you've well blowjobbed that bugger."
Person 2 - "Not good, I'm really blowjobbing it."
Person 3 - "God, yeah, you've well blowjobbed that bugger."
by gang_star2000 May 02, 2008
n. Blowjob- the act of an elongated object being sucked.
v. Blow- to give a blowjob; to suck an elongated object
Oxymoron. It is the act of sucking, yet called blowing.
v. Blow- to give a blowjob; to suck an elongated object
Oxymoron. It is the act of sucking, yet called blowing.
by Water4real July 03, 2017
by Yeetus the fetus. September 16, 2019