Barp

When you either burp and barf (throw up/vomit/puke) at the same time or burp extremely loudly and barf wither half way through the burp of immediately after.

Invented by Rebecca Brown

Kayla: BUUUURRRRRRPPP
Zara: OMG, did you just burp really loud!
Becky: Kayla what the... OMG YOUR BARPING!
Zara: EEEEEWWWWW!! A barp droplet is on my shoe!!

Becky: OMG Aife! Kayla just barped
Aife: WTF

by beckyandaife September 8, 2014

Barp

A word used to annoy the shit outta someone

Person 1: Hey guess what
Person 2: What?
Person 1: BARP!!
Person 2: God Damnit...

by JeddyFeddy August 12, 2009

Blappo

When a male swings his body anti-clockwise at a fast pace and thus extending the penis to it's full extent, then causing it to violently Spang the face of the nearest female in the vicinity.

Me: Hey Cind.
Lucinda: Yes?
Me:*Blappo!*
Lucinda: OMGZWTF!!! XD
Me: =D

by Lewis_iz_a_ledge November 12, 2008

blaps

to smack someone in the face !!

blaps u on da head blad

by MrW January 31, 2005

Blap

To slap your cock against a woman's face.

Chan: I blap'd her!*BLAP*

by Tommy C July 21, 2005

blapple juice

Blueberry and apple juice mixed.

Bob: I love blapple juice!
Tim: I love it too, Bob. I really do.

by FunnehGruntz December 9, 2011

blar

1. Said in case of supreme boredom.
2. Announced in extreme irritation.

Background: A spelling error made by a fifteen year old female from long island in the early morning hours when she misspelled the word 'blah' to a friend through an instant message.

"I'm still sick. Blar!"

After having watched TV for hours without any interruption and still having no social interraction whatsover for said hours: "Blar. This is boring."

by Aleey October 20, 2004