legit beast

to be legitimately beastly. overflowing with swagga, mad fresh, boss, or jes plain awesome. Someone who is legit beast may be chillin like a bird

i am legit beast

by j-rob mad fresh May 7, 2010

BeastyJ

A fat lard that rides lawn mowers and slightly resembles a slab of moldy roast beef.
Smells like moose.
Perma-camel toe.
Razor Burnt Cooter.
"Move over GEOFFFREEY!"

Beasty J had anal sex, but her mom walked in and her boyfriend pulled out and Beasty J shat everywhere, and her boyfriend vomitted on her shoes.

Taking a crap on someone's lawn AKA pulling a Beasty J.

by Fatty McBeef Patty April 6, 2005

Cringe Beast

Someone who is a clown and makes weird jokes; mostly inside jokes that they should be ashamed with.

"Bro what are you saying you Cringe Beast!"

by DrJonnyKim September 4, 2020

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality

man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."

by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

Roast beast

Creature known from the Dr. Seuss story "How the Grinch stole Christmas", where it's purpose is pretty much the same as the (poor) Christmas turkey - to be eaten.

In the motion-picture by Ron Howard and with Jim Carrey as the Grinch, it seems to have eight legs.

And he... ...HE HIMSELF...! The Grinch carved the roast beast!

by snoophoggyhogg September 29, 2008

so beast

something to say when you don't think that someone is so beast, meant sarcastically. usually said in a funny voice

you're so beast kid

by j-rob mad fresh April 22, 2010

Beastie Boys

Three nice Jewish boys from New York that have WAY more talent than D12, the G Unit and that fat hack Missy Elliot COMBINED. Turn your Yankees hat sideways, hit the chronic, turn bass to max, listen to track 12 on To The 5 Boroughs then get back to me.

I use to party with the Beastie Boys (and your mom) back when they were called The Young Aborigines.

by PCGator July 14, 2004