alabama alarm clock

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear.

Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.

by Alexander Marzec July 27, 2006

Azaria

awesome beautiful girl with sexy eyes, a cute smile and a face that will take your breath away, someone great to have around and a great girlfriend, one of a kind, very hard to find someone as good as her

wow azaria is the best girlfriend ever, azaria is a great friend

by fuckyeahchick August 3, 2010

sex alarm

When you set your alarm half hour/ hour early to make time for sex before work

Steve- ' Damm the alarm's gone off an hour early, what are we going to do for the next hour' ?

Alice- ' Dont worry, that's just the sex alarm' !

by unico2525 September 14, 2010

tennessee alarm clock

girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.

i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.

by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009

azariah

shes a cute girl happy will make u smile funny dont like bullys

azariah says i will not be bulled for anyone

by abbbda123 November 23, 2013

cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

sexy alarm clock

when a girl goes down on you to wake you up.

yo want some coffee?
no i just got a sexy alarm clock im wide awake!

by goind0wnlikeA ph@t.B October 28, 2013