Instead of soul mates they are actually astro buddies because their love and connection goes through space and different countries
When two people are so close they experience the same thing when they are apart.
Eg: when person 1 is over seas away from person two and they get gastro at the same time.
Or when they constantly say the same thing at the same time.
Hey astro buddie.
Eg: when person 1 is over seas away from person two and they get gastro at the same time.
Or when they constantly say the same thing at the same time.
Hey astro buddie.
by Italian plumbob May 29, 2014
In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.
by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2018
She didn't pay her taxes and now they've confiscated all of her shoes and repo-ed her implants....it was Astro-Dramastical.
by LaSpillway May 05, 2010
An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.
“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”
“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”
“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”
“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”
“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”
“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”
“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”
“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
by Mr. Shooka-medeek June 18, 2023
by derpppp9999 June 30, 2011
The act of self administering one’s drug of choice by covering it in Astro gel, working it into a paste and then inserting anally
by Nugchugger July 07, 2022