Stharzak Apology

Dear Reptilian Commander Stharzak this is Karen born a girl switched with a boy at birth Philip Piquet Vargas May 12th of the year 1989 from the Aurora Universe #1, Milky Way Galaxy of planet Earth. I have not been evolved since 1 years old by foul play you may know about and have thus been DNA Tampered to just a 3D Human with hardly any powers or abilities that is easily manipulated by micro chips or mind control brain implants known as MK ULTRA MONARCH initially created by the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States, also my consciousness has become so damaged that other Extra Terrestrials think in me and not all my thoughts are my own. My disrespectful comments towards you on the internet possibly had something to do with that or it was free will and individuality and I am a ignorant idiot who is legally disabled with schizophrenia by the state of Illinois. I apologize and am sorry to you Reptilian Commander Stharzak for my disrespectful comments over the internet, please find it in your heart to semi or fully forgive me and please don’t let me go to jail for some supposed FBI agent on Facebook Messenger as well as please have you and all your forces regenerate resurrect my 3D Human form, brain tissue and consciousness back to fully functioning constantly and body guard me successfully with prize or gift bounties to do that to me please I beg of you

I was ignorant towards Stharzak so I made a Stharzak Apology

by The Gods & Goddesses September 19, 2023

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