asain

The smartest people in the world and come to our schools to shove it in our face.

Damn. That asain got a 1400 on his SAT's

by paul metshcer March 26, 2007

assified

when your ass has suddenly become so huge in such a short period of time...

omigosh... over the weekend i became assified...

by Bridster April 14, 2005

Asif

Two definitions are often in association with this word. The first of which is a Chump which simply put is someone who bails out on their friends. The second being the Blitz and as coined in How I Met Your Mother involves the "blitz" to leave the group of friends, causing the laws of awesomeness to increase 10 fold.

Damn that Asif leaving again... Oh shit Free Food & Hot Chicks today!!!!!

by Ghat09 December 14, 2010

Aspifferastic

When something is just so jaw dropping that you can't describe it with one word. Awesome, spiffy, wonderful, amazing, and fantastic are all included. (uh-spiff-er-ass-tick)

Wow...I think that night was the most Aspifferastic moment of my life!

by Miss Quick August 25, 2008

ASAF

As soon as finished

I'll return to work asaf.

by 89Duck June 14, 2020

Musa Asif

Musa is an incredible strong brown boy he is tall and smart and a fast sprinter. He is amazing and funny , he contributed in building the london bridge and the eiffel tower and even the pyramids of Giza

ive nevver seen someone more handsome than musa asif

by The_hard_truth March 18, 2021

Asifs

When you pass out & forget to brush your teeth, you wake with fuzzy teeth & a festering smell on your breath that would knock a donkey off a cart, 'as if' you ate a steaming man terd whilst sleeping.

Woah, what happened to you last you last night? Your breath smells 'as if' you ate a pound of shit." "Sorry baby, I've got the ASIFS, forgot to brush my teeth last night.

by Ffej & sleven March 24, 2011