Adult Swim

Home of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Recognize and represent.

by Ingrate February 28, 2005

Adulting

Doing something grown-up and responsible

I'm so proud of you for finally adulting by spending that money on things you need.

by someladygirl June 7, 2014

adult swim

The best late - night television programming block in the universe.

Hey, let's go watch adult swim!

by Bob882 October 3, 2004

adult toys

vibrator, dildos, fake pussy, or something like that.

U sure do have alot of adult toys.

by ren walkero November 3, 2008

adult dating

a form of dating experienced by most adults where you give random people your phone number and go on dates right away searching for some form of commitment in our increasingly temporary society because you feel insecure about getting older and the need to be married is coming down on you because thats what society expects and you dont want your mother to keep bitching about grandkids and asking if youre gay because you haven't settled down yet and moved to the suburbs, ultimately rushing you to an inevitable divorce and long drawn out custody battles over your son with medical problems and your still like "i can change baby" but shes like "my new fiancee is a doctor and you dont even have a job and cant take care of yourself how are you gonna take care of me and our son, which by the way clyde wants to adopt him ill bring the papers by your apartment later in his mercedes..." and you just cant handle another day at teh office because you lost teh big account and you end up killing yourself at 35, fat and alone.

Yeah when we were in high school we looked forward to adult dating, now I'm scared of it after seeing what happend to Bob...

by snitchDOOM May 15, 2007

Adult Abortion

Procedure to remove someone from the face of the earth that is over the age of 18 that you know is unwanted, unproductive, a drain to natural resources or otherwise known as someone that you are pretty sure should not have been here in the first place.

She's such a useless crack head, somebody should really do an Adult Abortion on her.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

adult brownies

Regular ol' brownies with marijuana or magic mushrooms baked right into them. You can bake them with Betty Crocker mix from the supermarket or, better yet, put forth the effort required to make them from scratch.

Meg Griffin: What's wrong with Stewie?

Lois Griffin: He's just having a little hallucination from the fever, just like when you were 2 and ate those adult brownies I was saving for the Doobie Brothers concert.

by attheivy December 31, 2008