Two ends of a cunt.

Irish slang term & insult.

Used to describe a person of ill repute, nasty, beligerent and ignorant, lacking in manners and tact.

That Connor beats his wife he is the ''Two ends of a cunt.''

by Terry O'Neill February 22, 2010

Aunty Acid

An older lady filled with sassistude and with as much bite as two cats fighting over a leg of ham , feared but adored, witty but wise, feminine but with bigger balls than your average horse. A woman who is so bitchin' and intelligent that most men fear opening their traps in her presence. Says things like "Some people need to use glue instead of lipstick" and "Behind every successful woman is herself". A role model to the young Ladies for sure...

"Tracey's Mom is a real Aunty Acid"

"I think Janet's suffering from Aunty Acid syndrome"

by AuntyAcid June 19, 2013

Aunt Tomasina

Wife of Uncle Tom. Inside the beltway nick name for Condoleeza Rice.

Yea, Aunt Tomasina is over in the Middle East today repeating the same old Bush doctrine. Meanwhile 3 suicide bombers blew themselves up in Bagdad this morning.

by TWade August 25, 2005

Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.

Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.

by dmonet October 28, 2008

Acute afecalfalia

When one feels as though he/she needs to evaucuate his/her bowels but cannot.

Looks like Deliveraci has acute afecalfalia, he has been sitting on the pot all day.

by Sym Dawnderson January 25, 2009

Auntie Crabs

Medicine applied to Protect someone's pubes regional from crabs.

I had a bad itch on my balls, bring me Auntie Crabs,

by Your Real Fatha March 13, 2009

Aunt Jemima handshake

When you rub poop on your hands and give someone a handshake.

Steve:**poops in hand**
Jerry: **unknowingly grabs hand**
Steve:**laughs**
Jerry:"Awwwwwww!!!! was that poop?!?
Steve:AUNT JEMIMA HANDSHAKE!! **runs away**

by Wienerschnitzal February 28, 2010