ablowjobize

The act of giving a blow job, in order to apologize for some wrong doing you did to your boyfriend/ex-bofriend.

If you think she cheated on you, then she needs to come over an ablowjobize to you for what she did.

by WrongedAcrossBorders June 18, 2010

fuck-able

To be found attractive enough to be found of wanted sexual contact and/or intercourse

I made this up so I could won an arguement about how fuck-able I am

by AyKayEm November 12, 2014

Ableist

Everyone in the human race.

this post was made by the twitter gang

Twitter person 1: He can see! oh my god he is ableist

Twitter person 2: yea and he is racist and sexist too.

by D532 February 15, 2021

Lesbian-abler

The man, who so disgusts a woman so much that, after dating and dumping him, she gives up on the male gender completely, and jumps the fence.

Dude, Todd was such a dick to Charlotte, that she dumped him and became a lesbian. He was her lesbian-abler.

by jjm0291 January 9, 2010

differently abled

adj. Politically correct 1990s euphemism meaning "disabled". Contrary to what the words may suggest, "differently abled" does NOT mean "having different abilities;" more precisely it means "lacking expected abilities." Since mental disability is generally associated with much more social stigma than physical disability (and hence is ripe for being described by a "sensitive" PC vocabulary), "differently abled" is most frequently encountered in similar contexts as "special". With this in mind, persons of non-retarded status should construe the phrase as a deep insult.

What the teacher thinks: "Goddamn, that was funny! Why do they insist on mainstreaming these plainly retarded kids...they're so distracting to my class..."

What the teacher says: "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves for laughing when our differently abled peers gave their fine interpretation of Hamlet."

by Carl Willis January 18, 2005

wanna fuck able

Ability to have people that want to fuck you.

he is very "wanna fuck-able"

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

Ablutophobia

Fear of washing or bathing.

This person has a case of ablutophobia; s/he is scared of washing or bathing.

by Nick Walker November 30, 2003