Mr. Painter

Absolute Top G

Mr. Painter is a top G

by Hi peps September 27, 2022

wall painter

Someone called Hannah who is abnormally small and likes sucking black dick.

Hannah you're such a wall painter

by Wall-painters United October 30, 2013

Painters Pludger

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.

Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!

by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016

Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!

by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021

Alex painter

It’s funny he isn’t even an actual painter. He also likes to smell a lot of baby powder because it reminds him of his girl friend. He actually owns half Uzbekistan and this means that he can gauck like never before. Pay respect to this fine specimen and thank him for his service.

I want to be Alex painter’s Boo soooooooooooo bbbbbbaaaaaaddddddd.

by Rum diddily dum dum March 28, 2023

Painter

When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.

Sorry I’m late. I had to clean up after the painter.

by Buster Scrapings December 6, 2023

carpet painter

people who dye or bleach their pubic hair

"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....

by atboggs September 16, 2012