kitten's kub

A kitten's kitten, the kitten's kub is a term reserved for a very cute young female.

Megan is such a kitten's kub and there ain't no kub like a kitten's kub.

by David Bloom January 17, 2007

Kitten Hammer

Colloquial British Slang for a Penis.
Origins lie in the popular myth, that every time you masturbate, a Kitten dies.

Yo, Frinton, If your Wrongcock Brother gets his Kitten Hammer out anywhere near my Sister again, I'm going to cut the fucker off, and feed it to my Pitbulls, Ok?

by BadBeast December 7, 2009

kitten puncher

Kitten Puncher: another name for a lesbian. female who enjoys the pleasures of other women.

I had no idea that lisa was a kitten puncher. i accidentally walked in on her going down on Beth.

by fuckthathotass69 May 2, 2018

Kitten Nipples

When a man has extremely small nipples. Almost like that of a kitten.

I couldn't sleep with him...
Why?
He had kitten nipples....

by The Carnie January 7, 2011

kitten killer

A masturbator. (From the line on the internet, "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

The Victorian Secret fashion show was over, and Elrod became a kitten killer again.

by Atomic Dog October 14, 2004

kitten face

Oh such a wonderous thing, a cute smiling kitten face.

That baby cat has a wonderful baby kitten face

by thepaupaldaddy June 5, 2011

Kitten Mittons

A comfortable, elegant mitten for cats endorsed by Charlie Kelly, local business owner and cat enthusiast! Sold at Paddy's Pub.
If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
One size fits all -- perfect for one-legged, fat, skinny, or in-between cats!

Kitten Mittons -- you'll be smitten!
MEEEEEE-OWW

by brideymo February 12, 2010