i just shit myself

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard

jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself

by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022

Fuck the shit out of you

Fuck the shit out of you means a guy will fuck the shit out of a girl so hard it’s going to make her cum so hard. It also means he’s going to suck tf out of her clit and lick tf out of her pussy and make her cum hard multiple times. It’s another way of saying I’m going to fuck you so good.

fuck the shit out of you. I fucked this girl last night she’s talking all about it with her friends. I made her cum so hard.

by Gordon is here hahahahha April 12, 2023

Shit your pants dirty

Let’s not mistake this for a shart. This is a full on massacre in your pants. The doodie can’t be contained and not only drips out of your underwear but covers your legs.

Yo pal, what happened to Smiley last night? Oh dude he had to leave early because he had a shit your pants dirty incident

by Koknballz December 20, 2020

Can you shit pink

Can you shit pink, meaning its a no and never going to happen.

Someone: Can you do this for me?
Me: Can you shit pink?

by Danr1708 January 26, 2022

white-boned shit head

A glass ass white boy who thinks he better than everyone else

jesus that kid in year 8 is such a white-boned shit head

by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020

Shit out your brains

Something you just did when you did or said something really, really, really stupid.

"Americans are all obese"
"You just shit out your brains, didn't you?"
"No they all are"
"You definitely just shit out your brains."

by PI55 September 20, 2018

that dank shit from walmart

A bright neon ball that you'd find in the middle of a vegetable section in Walmart.

Yo man, I got that dank shit from Walmart, wanna go to the pitch tonight?

by Pixelasia December 16, 2018