I'll have to check my schedule.

The Phrase used when rejecting someone's invitation to a dinner party, movie, date, or coffee run. If you are given this response, know that the person will not, "Check thier schedule," but just wants to get the hell away from you.

"Hey Sarah, I'm having this thing at my house on Saturday, and I was wondering if you.."

"Oh, yeah, I'll have to check my schedule."

"Great!"

by hardlyacquainted October 8, 2009

get up off my nuts

When someone is all up in your shit and askin to many questions, so you tell them to get up off my nuts.

Darrel "man, man, when we gonna hang out, when you gonna pay me money, when you gonne give me my coke???!?!?!"

Juan "Get up off my nuts"

by Cerpin Taxt May 28, 2004

Kiss my fat white ass

The act of bending over and kissing a fat white bastards ass. Kissing up to your snobby boss. A comeback to just about everything.

John: Hey how are you doing you pompous son of a bitch
Ken: Kiss my fat white ass

Sarah: Hey you skanky hoe whats with all the meat
Barbie: Kiss my fat white ass bitch

by DEATHONASTICK June 13, 2006

i go dumb in my backpack

yay area slang. it means you go dumb while wearing your character backpack. character backpacks are popular among baydestrians. it goes with the uniform: stunna shades, blue jeans, white tee, nike/vans, character backpack. characters on backpacks usually have spongebob or superheroes or care bears(for girls) on it.

i go dumb in my backpack, dumb in my backpack. dumb in my, dumb in my, dumb in my backpack.

-song by headbustaz feat. mistah fab

by yay area baby January 24, 2007

i wanna put my dick in it

a person, place, thing, or idea, you want to insert your dick into.

joe: yo that bitch is fine!

jon: i wanna put my dick in it

by myniggachucknorris August 14, 2008

i fucking hate my life

• A person who is going through something vary hard in there life and are having a vary hard time living with Themselves and of you hear a person say this give them a hug or just talk to them
•an attention whore who wants you to feed the already big enough ego

I fucking hate my life dude it just sucks there is so much dumb shit going on

by Bruhitsslaying December 5, 2017

hang out with my wang out

Title for any sort of "chilling", with or without the wang actually out
Can be used by either males OR females

Rosco: "Hey man, what are you doin tonight?"
Tits McGee: "Aww nothin. Just gonna hang out with my wang out!"

by Katie November 17, 2004