Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024
Get the on god no crosses countmug. by LoChris August 24, 2021
Get the Crossmug. To do something extremely asinine, but the reason behind it was because the second-person joked about it.
-Did you hear about that man the other day? He confronted a tiger and rode it! He's mental!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!
by Ace attorney nick May 1, 2025
Get the Cross-Examine the Parrotmug. Someone who sometimes imagines themself as another gender, but doesn't necessarily identify with it or look to change their own one. A person with an alter-ego, which has a different gender from their biological one.
'That girl was a cross-dreamer: She sometimes imagined herself as her favourite male celebrity, but still identified as female and never looked to change her gender.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 5, 2022
Get the Cross-dreamermug. "Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.
by Sal_paradise February 22, 2023
Get the The Tijuana trunk crossingmug. another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina
"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"
by wudegodd May 1, 2023
Get the cross the moatmug. The opposite of star-crossed lovers, those who are meant to be together but they are pulling themselves away, they are soulmates that completly deny it, either because they physically exes or they think they’re relationship is just temporary until one moves away.
“Its a shame Justin and Bailey broke up, they were perfect for eachother! But now they’re both cold and distant from eachother. Guess now they really are star-crossed exes.” (it is used as noun or an adjective)
by Trian December 29, 2023
Get the star-crossed exesmug.