penis rape

Having something forcefully shoved up your dick hole.

The worst thing to ever exist.

Jimmy if you dont shut the fuck up about my dad leaving me, I'm going to penis rape you with a crowbar!

by Greg Heffly's dummy thicc ass April 19, 2019

penis pocket

A pocket on the inside of a pair of trousers or shorts near the zipper.

Corkle asked Daniel Cormier why the new trousers being advertised had a penis pocket. Cormier did'nt know so Corkle asked Robbie Lawler the same question, but Lawler did not know either. So Corkle asked Rickles, the Bellator fighter,and Caveman Rickles said it was there in case someone got a hard-on. That way hopefully no would notice your erection, if you stuck your erection in the pocket. Corkle wondered how to do that without some one noticing!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017

Hitler's penis

The Holy Grail for Germans. It has the power to impregnate anyone, man or woman, within 5 feet of it.

I found Hitler's penis and now I'm pregnant.

by Doge of teh Gods May 17, 2015

Eshrektile penis

When your penis turns green and grows 20 foot long

You: John, I've got an eshrektile penis
John: OMG YOUR PANTS RIPPED

by Worshiper of mighty lord shrek November 14, 2014

Penis Penance

When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..

Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!

Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!

by MrPabloE September 16, 2018

weed penis

Straping a joint to your hard dick and lighting it, then having a girl stuck it

He did weed penis last night.

by Butthole penis July 3, 2015

Penis Backfire

When you strain to cum so hard you shit yourself

"OMG Miley, I must have done something right because just as he was finishing he had a penis backfire and made a huge mess.

by TMex1971 May 18, 2015