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Definitions by TMex1971

nobledicking 

The offering of one's sexual self, on a consentual, non-relationship, occasional basis, and with sufficient frequency to prevent the other from entering into a sexual relationship with another party who may exploit the other party under false pretenses (e.g. the premise of an emotional relationship)
Yes, he/she just needed some nobledicking to keep them from going back to his/her manipulative, loser ex.
nobledicking by TMex1971 July 22, 2023

cockacillin

The most powerful naturopathic drug known in the world. FDA approved for horniness, crankiness, headaches, and boredom. Available in oral and vaginal formulations. Warning: may also cause prenancy when used without contraceptives.
OMG Tina is really cranky - she needs a triple dose of cockacillin immediarely!
cockacillin by TMex1971 June 6, 2023

Wooskidooski 

A way to refer to the vagina in such a way to avoid upsetting religious folk, small children, grandparents, etc.
Hey Dee - cross your legs! Don't be showing your wooskidooski to everyone!
Wooskidooski by TMex1971 April 20, 2022

low-cal lesbian 

A woman who wants to engage in homosexual acts - but limited to receiving oral sex.
Well, Steph would go full lesbian if she liked giving cunnilingus so she's just taking it like the low-cal lesbian she is.
low-cal lesbian by TMex1971 October 18, 2021
On-Demand Dick - Your go-to, reliable source of sex. This may be your significant other, a friend with benefits, or favorite "marital aid."
Shannon always knew that her ODD (on demand dick) - cleverly named 'Steve'- was ready at a moment's notice in her dresser drawer.
ODD by TMex1971 March 30, 2020

Sondland 

A person appointed to a government position only to later disgrace and dishonor themselves
Well, sure Secretary Carson made mistakes with the furniture and all, but he's no Sondland!
Sondland by TMex1971 October 30, 2019

Penis Backfire 

When you strain to cum so hard you shit yourself
"OMG Miley, I must have done something right because just as he was finishing he had a penis backfire and made a huge mess.
Penis Backfire by TMex1971 May 18, 2015