Janty Jizz January

After demonstrating testicular fortitude by surviving No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, one can now jizz cheerfully and confidently during the month of January.

Now that I’ve completed the fortifying process of No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, my nuts are finally ready for Janty Jizz January! Whoo!

by Profstrange December 1, 2018

Jizz Tits

A lovely pair of boobs

That bird has a right pair of jizz tits

by BambisPhrases June 24, 2016

Jizz quality

Observing something or someone of great sexual pleasure. So much, you could imagine it later when pleasuring yourself.

The hot girl over there is "jizz quality"!! Ill be thinking about that later

by supastarstatus March 29, 2013

Swizz Jizz

when you and another person simultaneously ejaculate

"After watching that video, me and pam swizz jizzed all over the place."

by 0maro August 1, 2012

jizz whore

A fucking cum guzzling brown haired girl probably called Lauren

"Lauren is such a jizz whore"

by ILickTheCumOffMyForehead March 14, 2018

Jizz Wrangler

One who attains semen using a lasso

Holy shit, brah, after that bitch rode me reverse cowgirl, I called her the "Jizz Wrangler"

by Jizz Bitch November 21, 2010

jizz canon

a jizz canon is basically a guys dick.
if a guy has a jizz canon he can cum really far!!

(1)- man, that bitch sucked my jizz canon for like a whole hour last night

(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a jizz canon. He cummed like 10 meters.

by Philip O'Ballsack April 3, 2010