Woodgrove High School 

Glorified POW camp just outside of Purcellville, VA. The masses have suffered untold misery here since 2010.

Best known for:
-Groups of 10+ freshmen crowding the restrooms to Juul in-between every block
-Country boys packing a lip in the back of class
-Bus drivers that arrive late every single day
-Getting stuck in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you didn't sprint to your car like the Hunger Games
-Consistent power outages that make the whole day useless because the entire curriculum is on the smartboards
-A mandatory E-Hallpass system that requires people who are legal adults to fill out a form on a website in order to walk 20 feet down the hall

80% of the classes you take here will be completely irrelevant and fail to benefit you or your career in any way whatsoever. The overwhelming majority of your time in this school is going to be spent doing nothing or mundane busywork.

If you're still stuck in this place today, I wish you the best of luck. Just grind it out and never look back.

"So, Jimmy, where do you go to school?"
"Woodgrove High School. Sad, I know."
"At least it's not Park View."

Woodgrove High School by bighotjeff March 12, 2019

Volunteer High School 

A major Zionist institution,Also known as Greed inc.,volunqueer,volungreed to those who aren’t greedy,we will never reveal ourselves you filthy Zionists.The greedy bastards that go here are most certainly brainless caveman judging from past reports of events.There’s been people,especially in the bathrooms that didn’t do the most brainless things like smoking,or shooting up like the degenerates they clearly are,no no that’s not good enough for them,why would it,right? Anyways,there’s been retards that literally shit in the floors and piss in the sinks for some ungodly reasons.Let’s just say,if you’re reading this,you’re in for a greedy bullshit time coming here.You’ll just love the dollar dogshit they serve in lunch and the stories of a leprechaun swimming in his pile of cash and drowning like a dumbass if your lucky enough to know the green truth.

“It’s nice to be at volunteer high school isn’t it?”,said the uncaring and unaware hick student “Why yes,yes it is nice to go here.It’s just amazing that the school blows money on a useless football field and not on the school.I also like how you can walk into a vandalised bathroom and sometimes be met with a surprise that will make you come out pondering all kinds of things from your life decisions,how someone managed to shit on the floor,rip a door off it’s hinges,you name it.”

Volunteer High School by грустныйКова February 17, 2021

Presbytarian High School

A place where nothing fucking happens. Shitty students, restrictions every where. People fighting because one person talk to their crushes, obsessed, I must say. Shitty sinks, upper secondary students smoking at lower levels, taps that never work, good water cooler though. Have money to buy ps5 but cant even fix the wall fans in classrooms.

DO NOT COME TO PRESBYTARIAN HIGH SCHOOL!!

Presbytarian High School by Sohai Kia August 22, 2021

rock and roll high school

a movie featuring riff randal and the ramones is a partner film to detroit rock city they are both kick ass movies

rock and roll high school kicks major rectum

rock and roll high school by anonoymous726389 October 19, 2004

Back in high school...

A popular milestone in a person's life, during a time when they were a teenager. This phrase is used to show a contrast between back when you were a teenager, and now, presumably as an adult. It's also commonly used by an adult or older person to show how things are different from a person currently in high school.

Back in high school...I had to walk 10 miles to school, and have at least 5 hours of homework every night. It wasn't like today where kids have their own cars and have tutors.

Back in high school... by Feely7 June 11, 2011

orange lutheran high school 

Orange Lutheran High School , usually abbreviated as olu is a private high school where you can either find the nicest people, fakest people, rich kiddos, or biggest thots. Typically supports sports more than any other subject and anyone associated with cheer or football are the higher class, popular kids. Half of the kids aren’t even Christian

kid : i go to orange lutheran high school
other kid: you must be one rich mf

orange lutheran high school by toby maguire’s butt November 16, 2018

Spanish River High School

School in Boca that actually isn’t that bad because literally all the teachers are super nice but you end up hating the school because all of the white “wood field rich kids” are annoying af and think their the shi, or the white/Hispanic kids who try to act ghetto and say the N word and no one does anything about it. Literally everyone in the school tries to fit in or act “cool” by doing drugs in the bathroom 24/7 but that’s fine because then the normal kids who actually care about their life will actually get into a good college because all the drug addicts will either all be dead by their 20s or ruin their life and not be able to fix it. Also everyone in this school either all looks the same or their ugly there is only that 5% of kids who are actually decent and the school is filled with thirsty guys trying to get laid or girls that are hoes and just want to show of there 13 year old body’s that aren’t even developed. In conclusion the school isn’t a bad school if you were able to remove all the annoying ass kids and only leave like the 60 normal people.

Guy 1: Yo you know Spanish River High School

Guy 2: oh ya that one school filled with those white wanna be rich kids

Spanish River High School by kid who actually cares June 17, 2019