by Jp Spartapigbob June 15, 2022
Somebody who wants to be intellectually valid in a conversation but has a heavy bias which prevents them from seeing the bigger picture of a topic. This makes them unable to prove valid points, hardly ever making any sense in a political or philosophical debate.
"There was a soft skulled libertarian the other day trying to tell me if there was no taxes McDonald's would fix the potholes in front of their restaurant.
by Yonell November 18, 2017
Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.
"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."
by Teleutaia February 20, 2010
by Zerojj August 15, 2023
A horror game, movie or any kind of medium that doesn't use jumpscares to scare the player/watcher, but rather explores various techniques to create a feeling of terror without inducing a (metaphorical) heart attack.
A: Dude, I played September 1999. Check it out!
B: Dunno man, I don't like it...
A: Chill out, it's soft horror.
B: Dunno man, I don't like it...
A: Chill out, it's soft horror.
by MellyShelly January 14, 2019
When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.
Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.
by Snail Cum February 29, 2024
by Azn & Mexican Leica Discord June 22, 2023