monkey chant 

Racial slurs towards people of African descent. First came across this term in a football article depicting Benfica fans as racists.

Benfica have denied allegations that the club's fans directed racist abuse and monkey chants at four Manchester United players during their 1-0 Champions League loss last week in Lisbon.

monkey chant by cmcp October 4, 2006

monkey fuck 

A sexual position where the human with the dick(the monkey fucker) stands on two feet bent over the woman's backside, entering her from behind.

WARNING: this position has a tendancy to create a loud clapping sound. "CLAP CLAP I AM THE MONKEY FUCKER"

Bangbros.com- Assparade, download the movie "Ride 'em Cowgirl"

Then fast forward to 33m 55s. The MONKEY FUCKER is in the upper right hand corner of the screen.

ENJOY!

monkey fuck by MATT MATT THE BUTT PUNISHER February 8, 2007

monkey pussy 

The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.

Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny

monkey pussy by jason January 26, 2004

Monkey punch 

A monkey punch is when you do like the monkeys and shit in your hand and proceed to hit somebody with your shit filled hand

Shut up or I will monkey punch you

Monkey punch by theeyeofthewolf November 28, 2011

Monkey bath

A bath that is so hot when lowering in to it all u say is ooooh ooooh ahhhh ahhhh

Monkey bath by shearer June 17, 2003

Monkey Butt 

Term of endearment: Can be used to describe a significant other or a loved one in a silly way.

I love you Monkey Butt!!

Monkey Butt by I love erin :) March 2, 2009

Monkey Cut 

When someone jumps in front of you in line for something, like a monkey.

"Dude, did I just give you the Monkey Cut? Sorry!"

"Well, now I'm in the back of the line because some asshole just gave me the Monkey Cut."

Monkey Cut by Meghohn23 April 1, 2010