holy trinity

When someone gets so drunk that they shit, piss, and hurl all over himself.

Adam got blackout drunk the other night. So much so that he performed the holy trinity and stained not only his bed, but the rug, the desk, the lamp, the tv and the blinds.

by boo8mer September 27, 2005

Holy Water

Cum. Preferred verbiage for the religious.

I think that catholic chick last night thought I was god incarnate; I busted a nut and she swallowed it like it was holy water!

by Garrett and A February 13, 2009

Holy Toledo

A sexual act that involves the trinity orafices of a female's body (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus). Three men simultaneously penetrate the three orafices while holding hands and saying, "Oh God, Oh God" until they 'reach the promiseland'. It is named after Toledo because Toledo is the land god forgot.

Lauren was at Arnie's Bar&Grille when she was propositioned by three members of the boy band Booze Money to be the Mary Magdalen of their Holy Toledo. To which she responded, "I'd be down but I have lock jaw, a UTI, and I just ate some Tony Packo's."

by Clang May 11, 2006

holyland

1. slang for vagina
2. twat
3. bird
4. box
5. clam
6. pussy
7. va-j-j

I blew my wad shortly after entering the holyland

by Ibu B November 12, 2010

holy grail

The Holy Grail is the tomb of Mary Magdalene and the Sangreal documents, which prove that she was Jesus Christ's wife and that he was a father.
This theory is discussed in the books Holy Blood, Holy Grail and The Da Vinci Code.

The Holy Grail is not a cup, but rather a metaphor for something much more important.

by Malorie April 28, 2006

Holy grail

1. A used 1-liter bottle cut in half to be used as a drinking instrument. Primarily to be used in consuming alchohlic beverages.

1. Fletch: Hey, would you guys mind if I poured some of my soda into a glass?

Tony: No can do man, dishwasher's broken, gunna have to build yourself a holy grail.

by TFree January 5, 2010

Holy Fucking ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUWXYZ

When something is so fucking amazing not even "HOLY SHIT" can describe it.

George "Your Mom is cumin' on my dog"

Mason "Seriously?"

George "Yeah. Dude, Look behind you"

Mason *Looks back*

Mason "Holy Fucking ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUWXYZ!"

George *Pats on shoulder*

George "Sorry Man."

by Radda Radda QUACK March 20, 2009