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Colton and jimmy dehn

Two tight men who to love to penetrate eachother either if it’s tv remotes or there slim dicks. They hangout secretly and fuck eachother til they have an oatmeal crème pie left over.
Wow that’s gay must be Colton and jimmy dehn
by Slimjimrizzler August 27, 2025
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Contology

* Any ontological system or principle which posits consciousness as fundamental.

* Any philosophical system which posits consciousness as a fundamental axiom upon which the systems following arguments stem.
Schopenhauer was an idealist yes, but his theory of the Will is really just an example of Contology.
by Gily October 13, 2025
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Cotton Monkey

When passing through Chicago, Sarah asked: "Mom! Did you see that cotton monkey over there?"
"Put that down you cotton monkey!!" Yelled the security gaurd
by NEW SLUR 2025 October 27, 2025
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Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys

Derived from the movie elf, it’s a racial slur intended towards a colored person who is known to pick cotton, and resembles a monkey.
Jamal and his cousin Tyrone are a bunch of Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys
by Atk07 November 6, 2025
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Colton

Look at that Colton he’ll never get her
by CRC 23 November 10, 2025
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colton loves feet

a dork with no aspirations and no friends and no happiness which forces him to goon (he can do it all day because he dropped out of school to drop-ship and escape the matrix)

even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him
"yo colton loves feet you down to escape teh matrix w me"
colton: "yes"
by freaky colton hater 420 November 16, 2025
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colton loves feet

Colton Loves Feet (noun):
A remarkably amazing and undeniably handsome individual known for his bold self-expression, confident presence, and naturally charming personality. Distinguished by a warm demeanor, sharp wit, and effortless charisma, Colton Loves Feet embodies a unique blend of individuality and appeal that draws people in and leaves a lasting positive impression.
She described her friend as the Colton Loves Feet of their group, handsome, warm, and effortlessly charismatic.
by freaky colton lover 420 November 22, 2025
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