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Cleaning out the fish-tank 

A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage
Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?

Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank

Jon : but i phoned back an hour later

Ad : Bow chicka wow wow
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Cleansle by Jonas daddy January 15, 2021

sink cleaning 

A type of kiss in which one partner uses his or her tongue is such a way that, to the reciever, it feels as if the kisser is "cleaning a sink," (the reciever's mouth), "with their tongue" This is usually an unpleasant experience.
Oh my God, David's kiss felt like a sink cleaning!
sink cleaning by mastermolassas October 12, 2005

Digital Cleanse 

To eradicate cell phone emails, texting, social networking (Facebook, Twitter) and only use email only from laptop or desktop computers. No visiting entertainment or gossip sights either for 7 days. All too purge useless information from an already overstuffed brain.
Wow I feel so much better after my 'digital cleanse' and had so much free time, much more effective that colon cleansing, i must say.

monkey cleaning 

when a fat black chick licks your ass hole clean after having diarrhea
After i had diarrhea from the McDonalds I ate Lafonda gave me a monkey cleaning

Peenie Cleanie

We got back to this chick's house, and the next thing I know we're making out, and one thing led to another. All of a sudden she's demanding me - demanding! - to remove my pants so she could go down on me, and roughly a minute and a half minute later I'm hosing down her sheets with dick vomit. I've never received such an exceptional peenie cleanie from a woman. Roger Ebert would have given that four out of four stars if he was a fellatio critic.
Peenie Cleanie by Richard Flavor August 20, 2013

whiskey cleanse 

Drinking so much alcohol that one vomits. Used especially in reference to people who are otherwise careful with health or following a strict diet.
Such a weird Saturday. Ran six miles, ate nothing but a salad all day, and ended it with a whiskey cleanse at a bar.