Touch Fuck

when someone is sleeping in a bed and the two people on the floor are having sex and keep running into the bed. The two people having sex on the floor are the Touch Fuck.

you are such a Touch Fuck

by courtney+ stephanie February 8, 2009

Anti-Midas Touch

Donald Trump

People that work with Trump always end up getting screwed or losing integrity. For a man who is loves gold he has the Anti-Midas touch!!

by 50 Spence October 23, 2017

torchure

n: the act of deliberately inflicting severe happiness to a person, often by teasing, flirting, or making them laugh until their face and/or sides hurt.

bf: *sending more cute and hilarious cat videos*

gf: stop torchureing me, I'm already laughing so hard my sides hurt and there are tears running down my face.

by silentriver November 9, 2013

Touch Dinks

1. the act of touching one penis to another for fun and profit.

2.used to describe someone being an idiot.

3. Used to describe a woman who lusts for the genitals of men.

1. Hey guys, touch dinks?

2. Ya, he just won't stop touchin' dinks and stuff.

3. She wants to touch dinks with me.

by Came-one|AKS June 30, 2004

touch me not

a girl/boy in grade school that won't do more than hold hands

young boy: i tried to touch my girl friends privates and she wouldn't let me that makes her a touch me not

by scoop69 January 23, 2007

touch a tit

something pasko has yet to experiance and by the looks of things he will cease to exist before he completes this.

his 'mates: fuck you go touch a tit and wear a new t-shit

by bundooola April 1, 2003

Purple Touch

Everyone who sees you falls in love.

"Jessica has a that Purple Touch."
"what? she isn't that popular."
"I don't know, dude. half the people I know have the hots for her."

by Notme10852 April 15, 2021