T-Shit

A t shirt that is so cheap and low quality it is not worth shitting on

Is that the T-shit you bought the other day?

How much did you pay for that T-shit?

by TehFr3akShow August 12, 2011

T-shit

A sexual act in which a man penetrates a woman in the asshole, performing anal sex. One the man cums he whipes his jizz and her shit on a t shirt. This is very similar to a dirty sanchez, except this bitch is classy, and would not appreciate getting her makeup smeared

Guy 1: You t shitted that bitch last night?
Guy 2. Hell yeah, I can't believe she let me put it in. I wanted to go for the dirty sanchez, but she had just done her makeup. But the T-shit was still nice.

by Imoanyouwhores March 28, 2015

Don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.

Kyle tried to ask Jennifer out. I told him don't shit where you eat.

by A1988 February 16, 2020

I don't shit a fuck

From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.

A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Ceastra September 19, 2014

Ain't shit

Describing one as if they are nothing

And_You_Hype on Twitter ain't shit.

by IAintShit_Yet May 22, 2016

Don't shit on my bricks

In the 20s, the builders, when they were doing brick laying, they didn't have places to poop so it became popular to just poop in somebody else's bricks because you wouldn't want to poop on your own bricks because you would have to put those bricks up.

It is used modernly as a term of warning.

Person A: I don't have anywhere else to throw this trash so I'll just drop in on the floor of your car.

Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.

by bigguy1027 September 8, 2014

You ain't shit

= You're nothing.
However, 'you ain't shit' isn't necessarily an insult. You can comfort someone by saying that they are not shit.
You ain't shit vs. You are shit is definitely not the same. 'Ain't' is a general negation vernacular term.

FuckBoy : I cheated on my girlfriend and I don't even feel guilty haha
GoodMan : Really? You ain't shit, dude! (insult)

by SNBX June 27, 2016