shlop sisters 

two girls who gave the same boy head

julia: omg u gave ____ head?
sab: omg yes u too??
julia: yes!! shlop sisters!!!

shlop sisters by midati June 4, 2020

the five sisters on Palm Street 

n. a reference to the hand when used for male masturbation.

joey couldn't find a date for Saturday night, so he was left with the five sisters on Palm Street.

the five sisters on Palm Street by pureplaya August 1, 2004

sintervention

(n.) when an individual or group of persons intervene in the social life of their friend or colleague with the intention to introduce so-called "sinful" activities, including drugs, alcohol, tobacco and various promiscuous behaviors.

You grew up in Boulder and you've never smoked weed? Time to stage a sintervention!

sintervention by poison_ivy February 23, 2011

sittersauce 

The booze you give a friend for watching your kids on impromtu notice.

Can Darci watch our kids tonight? I will pick her up some sittersauce...

sittersauce by J allen P 1231 June 6, 2011

Spister 

(Vb.) To spister

An experimental and volatile combination of spanking, fisting and scissoring, derived from the popular childhood game 'rock, paper, scissors.' The act of spistering and interpretation is left as an exercise for the reader.

'Ah, mate, I went off with this bird and spistered her all night long. There was blood everywhere!'

'If you don't stop being such a jerk, I'm gonna spister yo sister.'

Spister by Kinky Jigsaw November 23, 2011

Sipster 

A productive member of society who enjoys craft beer, coffee and cocktails. This individual may be found in flannel shirts on the weekends but normal has professional apparel on Monday through Friday.

These individuals will drive 10 miles out of their way to get locally roasted coffee.

A sipster will only drink macrobrew beer at sporting events and gun point.

I heard Brian had over 150 oz of Pliny the Younger this year. He's such a sipster.

Scott stops for a pour over coffee everyday on his way to his CPA job. He's such a sipster.

Sipster by Brewnology916 March 4, 2015

Floor-sitter 

Someone who, for some reason, prefers to sit on the floor as opposed to furniture.

Because Hannah was a floor-sitter, she chose to sit on the floor instead of the couch, even though there was plenty of room.

Floor-sitter by Levi_Dirp June 29, 2010