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forebitten fruit 

Refers to any comestible that you aren't allowed to eat for sanitary reasons, because a chomp has already been taken out of it.
If Adam had known about contagions the way we do in modern times, he might not have partaken of the forebitten fruit that Eve offered him, and so the couple's overall punishment might not have been so severe as it was after both of them had some of the apple..
forebitten fruit by QuacksO November 1, 2018

Spiky Fruit 

A gay person that is tough on the outside but sweet on the inside. Someone who will act cold while you are in public but nice and warm when you are alone.
Guy 1: "man he is cute but really mean"
Guy 2:"He is probably just a Spiky Fruit"
Spiky Fruit by MrLahey March 1, 2019

Fucking fruit salad 

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.
Go home you fucking fruit salad and leave the ladies be!

mississippi fruit basket 

When you have an orgy with many inter-racial people of whom you are related to
I sure loved the Mississippi fruit basket last thanksgiving

dirty fruit salad 

making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.
reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.

Baked fruit 

A homosexual or LGBT person while they are under the influence of marijuana.
“Yo I’m baked fruit right now.”
Baked fruit by Zygoguy May 15, 2020