MrLahey's definitions

Spiky Fruit

A gay person that is tough on the outside but sweet on the inside. Someone who will act cold while you are in public but nice and warm when you are alone.

Guy 1: "man he is cute but really mean"
Guy 2:"He is probably just a Spiky Fruit"

by MrLahey March 1, 2019

skirvin

A god among the people around him. Being able to bench 500+ with his pinkies. He takes his enemies to the woodshed and beats the living shit out of them.

Beta male" yo dude don't mess with that guy he is such a skirvin"
Beta male 2 " OH damn dude"

by MrLahey December 11, 2017

Westport Mafia

a organization/gang of white trash trailer park boys go around acting hard and wanting to be cool. Almost all using or making meth and giving it to the militia.

Person A: " Dude don't go over that Westport Mafia territory."
Person B: " Ah shit them mofos hard as fuck."

by MrLahey January 3, 2018

Gizmo

A gay twink Top that is way to into birds. Someone who is in the closet about being gay but you can easily tell. Very cute and makes anyone laugh.

Bottom 1 : " Man did you see Ryan he is such a Gizmo"
Bottom 2 : " Oh my god he is so cute"

by MrLahey January 4, 2018