Finger Monkey

1. An adorable monkey that is small enough to hug a human finger.

2. When you finger someone's asshole and come out with shit attached to your finger.

1. A finger monkey? I need to was my hands.

2. A finger monkey! Awesome!

by bru's clues May 22, 2011

fingerbiters

Rabbits or pet rodents, particularly attention-loving or excitable ones. Although it is well known that rabbits only bite the wicked.

I like to pet the fuzzy little fingerbiters.

by TreeWeezel April 6, 2011

five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

three-fingered Egyptian

Pushing three fingers into a girl's camel toe, forcing her panties up her cunt.

"See that camel toe?"
"Yeah, I'd like to give her the three-fingered Egyptian

by bobpoppy April 9, 2008

Stinky Finger Analysis

Smelling your finger after asshole fingering a person/or youself, to ensure your fingers don't smell like butthole.

"I forgot to do the Stinky Finger Analysis so my boss could smell the butthole on the papers I handed to her."

by kimbopotamuz April 8, 2010

1 finger up

Means your #1 and get all the bad hoes

Oh no Alex has 1 finger up, hide your girlfriends

by Alex Sakofske April 18, 2022

thumb, index and pinky finger up

means you the realest, everyone wants to be you

she put her her thumb, index and pinky finger up everyday

by anonymous May 2, 2022