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Fingery Bum Wank 

When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.
1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".

2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"
Fingery Bum Wank by The F P February 22, 2011
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Grady Finney 

A meme-playing football who goes to a school in Washington somewhere. He enjoys his well-deserved popularity.
"Who's that meme-worthy dude juggling footballs?
"Why, that's good ol' Grady Finney!"
Grady Finney by ShilPhift March 12, 2019

Finney Time 

When the god of soccer receives the ball and begins to physically and mentally rape the opposing team.
Jacob wasnt playing so well, but then it was Finney Time.
Finney Time by yellow yeti November 9, 2012

Spidget finner 

Jordy: OMFG I JUST GOT THE ULTIMATE SPIDGET FINNER. OMFGOOOOOOD.
Spidget finner by Demtane June 11, 2017

Finneyistic 

Misspeaking one or multiple words in a sentence, or misrepresenting the sentence by forgoing the intended pacing of the sentence.
That's quite the finneyistic sentence, you want to try that again?
Finneyistic by m o n k h a u s September 2, 2018

Finneytown 

An inner ring suburb of Cincinnati, Ohio that went from middle class white to hardcore gangbangin territory over the course of 5-10 years.
A 1998 graduate of Finneytown High School most likely would've gone to Ohio St. for college, graduated with honors and went on to live the average upper middle class lifestyle with the two-story house, nice job, nice kids, etc.

A 2008 graduate of Finneytown would...
-be lucky to go college at all, most likely a community college
-live in Finneytown for a disproportionate amount of the rest of their life
-have a kid not too long after graduation
-get heavily involved with drugs or alcohol
-gangbang
-bring property values down tremendously
Finneytown by Rob Hardbody November 27, 2009