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Finneran 

To "Finneran" is to commit an act that combines feats of acrobatics with bodily functions as a piece of expressive rage or performance art. Named for Gerard Finneran, the man who, on a flight from Buenos Aires to New York, became incredibly intoxicated and enraged enough to march into first class, lower his pants, mount a drinks cart, and defecate on it before using the cocktail napkins to wipe and walk back to his seat. Mike Tyson summed up Finneranning as follows: “I have nothing but love for a guy who has the brass balls to crap on a drinks cart. Who hasn't been on a flight and wanted to grow a tail on the drinks cart? This Finneran guy is a hero, a legend to all those who take courageous actions that everyone else is too chicken shit to do. ”
Dude! You got so wasted and Jenny's party. You Finneranned in her mom's panty drawer!
Finneran by Mr. Depardieu August 22, 2011
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Finnegan 

Generally cool dude
Good at shit but don't brag
Kind of a nerd sometimes ( most of the time)

Never says yes or no just 'sure'
got a big family
"I wish I was a Finnegan"
"Me too he's so cool"
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Finnegan by yodacoolone96 December 20, 2017

finnegan 

That person who acts like they are smart and cool to everyone but when you get to know them, they are an extremely toxic person
Unknowing person: Finnegan is so cool! I want to get to know him!
Friend of the Finnegan: Oh trust me, you don't want to get close to Finnegan.
finnegan by PlebMaster420 November 25, 2019

Finnegan 

An absolute unit of a man women and men look at him and think "Jesus Christ he's hot" he is a sex god and he will always be a model of a perfect human
Person one "Jesus I want to be just like him"
Person two "maybe one day you can be like Finnegan"
Finnegan by xxXdragonLord69Xxx December 25, 2021

Finnegan 

Hay you know Finnegan Finneganed

finnegan 

finnegan is a one of a kind person. she is always happy, kind, nice, and gorgeous. she is the prettiest person you will ever meet. she can get boys like pennys in the streets. she makes boys get the weird tingle feeling in there pants. she has dirty blonde hair and can take dick. she is the prettiest, perfect girl you will ever meet. if you find one make the smart choice and keep her.
finnegan is so hot. she made your dick grow, ohh was her name finnegan
finnegan by coochiemanxd October 3, 2020

Finnegan 

Seems like a normal name until you get to know finnegan. Great person on the outside, terrible on the inside. Name not even suitable for a dog.
Did you hear he named his dog finnegan?

Wow thats a terrible name.
Finnegan by XboxPcManTheThird January 31, 2021