Two faced snake

A two faced snake is a person that is like a best friend to you when no one else is around but when with their friends they act.

Fred: Ill meet you at the bus stop.

Joe: Okay I'll bring tom.

Fred: Don't bring Tom, it can be just us.

Joe: If you say so Fred don't be a two faced snake again please.

~at the bus stop

Joe: Didnt you say not to bring anyone?

Fred: Bro who are you stop talking to me lmao embarrassment.

by SnakeKid July 3, 2016

shit-faced

a term for saying someone looks like there on drugs. They can also look like they have been shut down by the uglyest girl in school. Often used by fathers who just sit around the house and drink beer.

You look pretty shit faced this morning, must have been the crack.

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

clown facing

Clown facing is the ancient art of first pucnhing a woman in the face hard enough to make her bleed. This is followed up in quick succession by then cumming in her face. The effect is very much like a clowns makeup.

She didn't show me no respect, so I ended up clown facing da bitch.

by Martin Lyons August 31, 2006

facial

The awards given out at the end of the year by one Facebook user to his friends.

The Facial for best post goes to...

by alistarovereem December 24, 2010

Open-faced Sandwich

An open-faced sandwich is when you fart while wearing no pants, boxers, or underwear, so being bare, naked, or nude, and you can smell it from a far distance away, like from another room.

I made an open-faced sandwich, and my brother screamed when he smelled it in the other room.

by TannerChap July 9, 2010

facial

a hand gesture used up to a person's face when your angry and dont want to talk to them. It is similar to "talk to the hand"
Juring the gesture you yell "FACIAL" to the one u are angry at and usually add a simple "bizzo" for more of an effect

Cindy: "No your a slut!"
Ciderella: "Shut up you bizzo"
Cindy: "I'm not a bizzo!!"
Cinderella: "FACIAL!!! FACIAL!" *hand gesture*
Cindy: *runs off crying*

by Cinderella88 June 1, 2006

faced

(esp.) to be faced
Originating from Dean, to be faced is an act of embarassment like no other. One's face is pushed into the snow, and thoroughly pushed into the wet mix of snow.
A variation is when the victim recieves a hand covering their face, and that hand then moves all over the face, causing pain in the nose, eyes, and even mouth.

When I disrpected Dean, he got angry and faced me really bad.

by Dean's Turf March 7, 2005