Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.

“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”

by lexisdoor November 29, 2022

Condor

To "condor" someone (v.). When someone is either sleeping or resting and is being deliberately awaken by another person, known or unknown, for completely unjustified reasons, often motivated by a other persons need to share meaningless information or ask non urgent questions. Common in travelling situations when your companions are asleep but you want them to see something and wake them up.

On a bus:
-"Hey hey, wake up, look through the window, quick"
-"Did you just condor me to show me a dog on the street?!"

At home:
-"Hey, hey, hey, what do you think what colour of these sneakers should I order?"
-" Stop condoring me around stupid bs! Let me sleep, this can wait"

by Markogianni January 9, 2023

Condemnsplaining

When a person who has a correlation with an individual or group (no matter how loosely) that did something problematic or evil, is repeatedly asked by someone to “condemn” the problematic group with the purpose of placating the askers feelings rather than having a constructive dialogue about the subject matter.

Person B: “The situation in Gaza is terrible. I hope aid gets there soon to help the civilians.”

Person A: “But do you condemn Hamas?”

Person B: “I condemn anyone who kills innocent civilians.”

Person A: “But do you condemn Hamas? Why won’t you condemn Hamas? Do you support terrorism?”

Person B: “I just answered your question. Stop condemnsplaining.”

by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023

Country Condo

A person who has made their money off of or something in connection with country music or being in country but actually lives in one of the big condos in the city. Mainly popular in Nashville, but also New York and LA.

A person who pretends to be country, but actually lives in a condo. They spend lots of money on expensive cowboy hats, boots, wranglers, etc, but actually live in a studio apt.

Tim McGraw is such a country condo, he has his f350 in the parking garage and lives on the 20th floor.

I like that cowboy hat country condo, you been roping cattle in your studio apt.

by Lahaluke November 28, 2012

[Canadian Condo]

A mobile home. Canadian Condo is used as a slight when referring to a mobile home set up as a vacation property in Michigan.

"Will you be spending the Memorial Day weekend at your Canadian condo?"

by The Mad Economist August 2, 2013

Hair condiments

Hair condiments or hair sauce is another way of saying shampoo and conditioner.

“Hey mate, when you go to the shops can you grab me some hair condiments?”
“Yeah no worries.”

by -\\~//- March 8, 2020

strongly condemn

A figure of speech, commonly used by political figures, to express discontent over an issue. It is often followed by little to no action to address the matter.
Essentially "we are not happy, but are powerless to do anything about it"

Human Rights Organizations: We strongly condemn acts of human rights violation taking place in China's autonomous regions.
China: We strongly condemn your false accusation and intervention on China's own political matters.

"Help! I can't swim!"
"Strongly condemned."

by eatfoodeveryday September 14, 2021