sweet bastard jesus
As I was screwing her brains out, Melissa Wilhelm of Salt Lake City groaned, "Oh, Sweet Bastard Jesus."
sweet bastard jesus by Chistoso November 16, 2006
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Bloody Bastard
Must be said with a good Indian accent To realllyyy emphasize the "blooody Bastardd" in the Indian culture, it is said randomly in arguments with no real meaning or ramifications and is generally accepted as a slur.
once said several times one is able to apologise and wish the other a good day!
once said several times one is able to apologise and wish the other a good day!
{Tim "that man was a god damn bloody bastard"
Jerry "no mate your the bloody bastard"
Tim "noooo Mate you bloody bastard!"
Jerry "no mate your bloody bastard"}
Jerry "no mate your the bloody bastard"
Tim "noooo Mate you bloody bastard!"
Jerry "no mate your bloody bastard"}
Bloody Bastard by 7Yes7 February 21, 2021
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dick bastard
A mix between a sonovabitch and a lame-ass jerk. Usually found trying to impress people with non-existent knowledge, material possesions, etc. A wholly unlikable person because of his arrogent yet ignorant attitude.
"Hey cowboy, I have a big boat that I use to pick up the hottest chicks. I'm soooo smart."
"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."
"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."
dick bastard by Pork King May 1, 2003
Magnificent Bastard
There's a certain type of character that defies such definitions as hero or villain, good or evil, friend or enemy. Love him or loathe him, you have to admire him. And at the end of the day, there's only one thing we can call him... a Magnificent Bastard.
The Magnificent Bastard is intelligent, capable, supremely competent, and always in control. He can be playing everyone from both ends, or making it up as he goes along with such consummate skill he gets away with it. He might be cynically exploiting all around him for his own ends, or persuading everyone to do everything for him. He might be a lying sneaky bastard playing everyone for his own selfish ends, but he goes about it with such breathtaking skill and panache you admire him for it. Above all else, what defines a Magnificent Bastard is his ability to evoke not just amazement, but grudging admiration, from friend, foe and audience alike.
The Magnificent Bastard is intelligent, capable, supremely competent, and always in control. He can be playing everyone from both ends, or making it up as he goes along with such consummate skill he gets away with it. He might be cynically exploiting all around him for his own ends, or persuading everyone to do everything for him. He might be a lying sneaky bastard playing everyone for his own selfish ends, but he goes about it with such breathtaking skill and panache you admire him for it. Above all else, what defines a Magnificent Bastard is his ability to evoke not just amazement, but grudging admiration, from friend, foe and audience alike.
Magnificent Bastard by tantiboh May 25, 2008
blastover
A bold tattoo that's tattooed on top of old, faded, or soft tattoos with little regard for them. NOT a coverup, where the goal is to completely cover up the old tattoo and try to make it look like there was nothing there before using calculated shapes, dark shading, and bold saturated colors. A blastover doesn't care if you can see what was there before, as long as it is black and bold enough to steal the focus. The tattoo(s ) you had before become a subtle and unimportant background for your new powerful tattoo.
' I really don't like my sleeve anymore, it's too colorful and hard to make out what's going on, I think I wanna get it covered up.'
'Covering up a sleeve, would be very diffult and expensive. Even if you just blacked most of it out. Its all faded and soft, why don't you just get some blastovers? Just ignore what you have and tattoo bold, black tattoos on top of it, that garbage sleeve could look real dope as a background for some heavy tattoos, like you don't give a fuck though.'
'Covering up a sleeve, would be very diffult and expensive. Even if you just blacked most of it out. Its all faded and soft, why don't you just get some blastovers? Just ignore what you have and tattoo bold, black tattoos on top of it, that garbage sleeve could look real dope as a background for some heavy tattoos, like you don't give a fuck though.'
blastover by mr.burnside May 29, 2017
booyah blaster
booyah blaster by skonkalicous29 July 8, 2011
arctic blaster
A strange ancient Eskimo practice when inside an igloo the female preformes oral sex. Upon ejaculation the sperm freezes mid flight. The female then proceeds by licking it as if it were a Popsicle
arctic blaster by Special Daniel December 20, 2014