Inny wank

Whike wanking, press and hold in the perineum when about to ejaculate.This results in no mess as cum is reverted into the bladder. Posher than a posh wank

Johnny:Got any kleenex?
Bill:Sorry mate
Johnny:condoms?
Bill:No
Johnny: No worries mate, I ll have an Inny wank

by Bobisdabest May 24, 2005

snuff wank

The act of masturbating in such a way that death ensues shortly after ejaculation

My mate is going to have a snuff wank free-falling without a parachute

by Offa November 24, 2007

siki wank

someone who spends all their sad life on sikipedia writing copies of jokes that arent even funny that you would not tell ur nan

" Hey man how many ..... does it take to change a light bulb ? "

oh stop siki wanking

by Willjo August 9, 2008

wank-run

When you measure the length of your wank stroke and multiply this by the average strokes per masterbation session. This gives you the total distance you have to rub over you dick to achieve a hot steamy creamy ejaculation.

Note: Derived from wind-run which is the average distance meteorologists measure the length gusts of wind blow over.

While using the hot-shots radar gun and pretending to wank, the scatman recorded a velocity of 3 m/s. Therefore, multiplying this by an average wank time of 30 minutes, or 1800 seconds gives a wank-run of 5400 m. A pretty impressive wank-run compared to my premature ejaculation which gives my only a wank run of 20 metres.

by Kbud November 13, 2007

Dirty Wank

An act of masturbating over the thought of sodomising someone with an ugly face but a great arse.

I had the best dirty wank over my geography teacher last night.

by pervv September 14, 2010

wankception

The art of wanking to something entirely non-sexual

Dude, last night i proved wankception, i slapped my ham to a bowl of fruit.....

by Kiddy fiddler 69 June 1, 2011

Wankatron

Minimizing a game and having a wank, then realising when you go back into your game you have killed yourself.

Wankatron

by Leonidas K June 7, 2011