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A place where adults jack kids up on speed, commonly known as Ritalin, so that they will sit still and pay attention long enough to listen to adults tell them to just say no to pot.
Teacher: Joanna was caught smoking marijuana behind the school building today. She must not have been listening when we talked about the dangers of drugs, so we are going to put her on a hard drug Ritalin to make it easier for her to pay attention.
by Malafides Lucius December 24, 2008
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School is a place where wiggers try to get too much attention (in class, in hallways, incafeteria etc.) School is supposed to help you practice for the futur, and practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why bother practicing?
Oh no! A wigger! Oh my god... purses everywhere... Oh look! we can see his boxers, his pants are down to his knees!
by Andrea May 13, 2005
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a prison for kids
by krabanator December 6, 2019
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Omg we have to go to school it’s litterally fucking hell. 😀
by weelilinit November 2, 2020
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A slaughterhouse built with bricks and iron forged by the fire of hell. It's the shadow of all the darkness where books are visual chainsaws. The strange people dwelling here will pretend to be friends but will soon turn into leeches craving for your blood, tears and hope. This is an infernal machine whose fuel is shattered dreams, bullying and social isolation. At one point, the simple thought of finding a positive side makes your brain turn into an acid ganja pink elephant riding into Willy Wonka's tunnel. But at the end of it ,somehow, it's supposed to be a wonderful experience.
by Lievrehare April 19, 2018
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Another word for hell. It burns everywhere, and you are constantly surrounded by demons
When I die, I want to go to heaven, not school
by larvaman December 9, 2017
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S- several
C- crappy
H- hours
O- of
O- our
L- life
"Hey Dani will you walk with me to math class. You know, the one taught by the MEANEST teacher in school!?"
Dani: "ugh sure. How am I supposed to use 1x+ 72×÷7.123= 2×+3.67÷ 4× for being a politician! ?"
by XxhipsterscantswimxX January 5, 2014
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