Ryan Der

Biggest body and booty ever concieved, but small dick and possibly a product of incest. Also possibly autistic

Person 1: Oh god its ryan
Ryan Der: yEs i aM goD
Person 1: *gets raped and is given genital warts from Ryan Der*

by the passive menis June 8, 2018

Paul Ryan

A sex act which involves slamming "Atlas Shrugged" on your wang and using it to jerk off.

Oh man my first college roommate was such a tool that I swear to God I caught him doing the Paul Ryan one day when I came home early from class.

by Punditos Maximos June 18, 2018

Swedgeman Ryan

Lover of onions and eccies, this name belongs to a gers casual and regular fighter for teams in his area.

wish a was a swedgeman ryan broo

by madwaeit.com May 25, 2016

is ryan daddy

Frick yeah Ryan's daddy

"Is ryan daddy"

"Yes he is"

by Ridfrfr May 4, 2018

Ryan poke

when someone acts like a gay pervert and will swoop in and steal your man with his epic dab moves and fuck him while you watch

stop being a ryan poke
joe just pulled a ryan poke on my boyfriend

by mysteriousmist January 24, 2020

Ryan Monahan

Has an abnormally tiny dick. Pulls no bitches. Likes dudes named Chris ungro. He is also in love with cock and balls

That kid Ryan Monahan, complete weirdo

by Rocco1614 May 19, 2020

ryan yee

1) when ur penis takes up negative space so it acts as a black hole sucking in all other penises
2) u gay

i be havin a ryan yee down here

by violetisawhore May 29, 2020