Girl hammer

It's any item that you improvised to use as a hammer.

Jennie: hey, do you have a hammer I can use?
Alex: no, but you can use my girl hammer
Jennie: ... Girl, that's your grandma's fucking urn.

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Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock

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Slang used when talking about Owensboro native, Jayden Franklin, and his sexual experiences with his abnormally large penis.

Did you hear about the torta Jayden cracked? He definitely needed the Owensboro Hammer to fuck that fat bitch!

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When you give her the hammer at midnight (12:00) and finish by 12:01.

I gave her the midnight hammer last night and left, just like the airstrike.

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Charlie gave Betty the midnight hammer after they had fallen asleep earlier in the night

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In the middle of the night, while your girl sleep, you sneak over to the side of her bed, then drop the biggest load of your life onto her face.

After my girlfriend got in an argument with my bro, I had to unleash the midnight hammer on her. She didn’t suspect a thing!

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That Scot has been blessed with a Scottish Hammer

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